Friday, September 5, 2008

Mo-peds and Menopause

Smirk.

Loud guffaw...

Hee-hawing on the scuffed and buffed tile floor of Walgreens.

That was where I could be found last Saturday--
laughing so hard I was worried the employees would move a
"Careful! Floor is wet!" sign to where I had been sitting.

"We have to get this!" I exclaimed.
My mom heartily agreed and we rushed to buy the quirky card.

On the front of the card sat an old lady sitting on a mo-ped with cats swarming all around her and the bike.

Inside: "Wierd stuff happens to your cycle when you get older."